Artie Lange And Courtney Love – A Match Made in Heaven?

Police confirmed that Artie Lange used a 13″ Wolfgabg Puck knife to produce 9 wounds to his stomach, three of which were deep.

Artie Lange Stabs Self 9 Times in Suicide Attempt
Mother called 911 after finding him when dropping off food Saturday morning
6 hesitation wounds
3 deep stab wounds

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Artie Lange has been admitted to a New Jersey area hospital for super duper secret reasons.

Artie Lange and Olivia Munn on Jimmy Fallon

Artie Lange Pleads Guilty to DUI
Fined $664
Driver’s license revoked for seven months
Attend 12 hours in an intoxicated driver resource program.

Artie Lange – Johnny Cash – Hurt – Video

Artie Lange Arrested for DUI in New Jersey?

Reports are he was involved in a minor car accident in Tom Rivers and was arrested for suspicion of being intoxicated.

• Artie Lange was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra
• He rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac
• He was charged with DUI and careless driving.
• Was scheduled to appear at the Ocean County Library on Saturday night
• was charged  by Patrolman Brian Jarka based on an assessment done at the police station
• was under the influence according to the psychological and physical assessment
• A laboratory sample was taken to substantiate the assessment
• Mr. Lange was 100 percent cooperative
• Patrolman Gary Flynn responded to the reported crash and Lange was taken to police headquarters

Video – Artie Lange on Adam Carolla Podcast

Artie Lange on Joe Buck Live on HBO Tonight

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Artie Lange On Joe Buck Live – A funny movie is a click away

Is This Artie Lange’s New Girlfriend Adrian?

Artie Lange on Joe Buck Live on HBO Tonight

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Artie Lange On Joe Buck Live – A funny movie is a click away

Artie Lange On Jimmy Kimmel Live 6/11/09

Artie Lange Makes It on TMZ Video

Artie Lange Kisses Blue Iris

Artie Lange Shoots Reality Show Pilot for A&E. The producers have said they loved the test pilot. No final commitment as of yet from Lange.

Artlie Lange Outside of The Letterman Studios With Ex or Current Girlfriend Dana Cironi. Picture Taken Mar 3 2009

Artie Lange called in sick again today. He stated that he won’t hurt himself to Stern Show Prducer Jason Kaplan.